[opening theme music]
Will somebody please cue that bird.
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats Ooh yeah ♪
♪ Who do you call When you want some pepperoni ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Right on They're stepping out crime ♪
♪ And you know That ain't baloney ♪
♪ There's Speedy Cerviche He's the leader of the bunch ♪
♪ That's right A heck of a fighter ♪
♪ Makes a heck of a lunch ♪
♪ And little Polly Ester Who's never afraid ♪
That's me ♪ Of going into battle ♪
♪ When the bad guys invade ♪
♪ Here's Guido Anchovis a wild romantic rover ♪
♪ This cat gets down down With a love hangover ♪
♪ Here come the Pizza Cats They're so bad ♪
♪ They've got more fur Than any turtle ever had ♪
♪ They're stronger Than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than dirt Stronger than dirt ♪
♪ Step on their tail Get off my tail ♪
♪ And you're gonna get hurt Don't hurt me ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime All over town ♪
♪ Four, three, two, one The Pizza Cats are on the run ♪
♪ The Big Cheese is the villain Who's lower than low ♪
♪ It's a rotten shame He lives in Little Tokyo ♪
♪ We've got a nasty Bad Bird And some nasty Ninja Crows ♪
♪ And as soon as someone Finds the script ♪
♪ We might begin the show ♪
♪ Sit back and rest your feet And turn the sound up high ♪
♪ And if you want The full effect ♪
♪ Go eat a pizza pie ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
[narrator] The Little Tokyo have K run,
it never draws more than three contestants out of four million.
But everyone likes to watch them collapse at the finish line.
Forget it, I'm about to collapse right here.
Keep running, if we win they'll want us for tennis
-shoe cover show. -Oh yeah.
[Junior] But you better stop or they won't even want us
for the six 'o clock news.
-Junior, just missed him! -That's too bad.
-I guess that's it. -Don't be silly.
What!
[mysterious music]
-Must be from out of town. -Way out.
What's that?
[Princess Vi] Oh they must have come to fix the cable.
These companies are so inventive.
[narrator] Read your script. That's a UFO.
Lord no!
[loud explosion]
-Why did everybody stop talking? -To give you a chance to act.
We've got to get back to the Pizza parlor.
You're right.
Yeah Speedy come on, what's the problem?
I'm allergic to UFO's. Aliens make me sneeze.
See you later.
[shouts]
[Speedy] Well, now that you got me here,
-let's suit up, okay. -Yeah!
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They make great Pizza But that ain't all ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're ready to fight When you need them just call ♪
♪ They know how to stop crime Just do what they say ♪
♪ If you don't want a bad time Stay out of their way ♪
♪ Oh I love those cats ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ The heroes who always Wear fur ♪
[Francine] Attention! We're about to launch The Pizza Cats
on another mission. Please stand back
at the white line until the blast-off has been completed
or you may suffer massive internal injuries.
Have a nice day! Stand by.
Look, do you think they'll enter the race?
I hope not. I used all my rope on that ostrich.
[indistinct chatter]
Each time there's a close up, everyone stops talking.
That's so we can hear you act. Although in your case
it doesn't really matter.
If she doesn't intend to do anything,
I can certainly use the screen time.
We're being invaded by aliens.
That'll improve our ratings by a couple of points.
[aliens singing]
[speaks gibberish]
[aliens singing]
He seems to understand them. What're they saying, emperor?
[speaks gibberish]
[aliens singing]
[speaks gibberish]
It needs someone to write this?
No,
[speaking indistinctly]
[all shout]
[shouts] Stop that!
-Put her down! -[speaks indistinctly]
Put me down or I'll have you sent to prison
[screams]
You'll pay for this. [shouts]
That wasn't the smartest thing I've done this week.
[aliens speaking gibberish]
If you want the princess back, you must turn over the castle
to us and resign his emperor.
Let us know by tomorrow morning. We have other plannings
to pillage.
-Well, that's pretty nervy. -This is an emergency.
You've got to do something. If they take the princess away,
I won't be in any future shows. I've already put a down payment
on a condo. I can't afford to be unemployed right now.
What a comfort that you're so concerned with her welfare.
[speaks gibberish]
[aliens] Do not attempt to resist us.
Our weapons are invincible, for instance here's
a demonstration of our latest fast speed ice maker.
This weapon comes in three design and colors.
We're being attacked by interior decorators!
[background chatter]
I'm not impressed.
You will be if they come down and chew your ears off.
With what? I bet they're just big jellyfish.
Whatever! We still have to rescue the princess.
Yeah, but how?
[laughs softly] How do you think?
[Ester] Want to squish him like bugs on a picnic. [shouts]
Could we maybe just spray them?
[fast music]
[narrator] Let me explain what's happening here.
The Supreme Catatonic has experienced a default format
leading to the failure of a sub-directory batch command
files playing binary instruction throughout the random access
disc drive. In other words, what's happening here, no,
your guess is as good as mine.
[fast paced music]
[all] Samurai Pizza power!
[Speedy] Hey guys, let's talk this over.
[Guido] You got to face those aliens sometime.
-[Speedy] How about next March? -[Ester] Let's go.
[narrator] Here's an important message from command central.
I'm tired of playing second banana.
[narrator] Next bulletin at any time.
Next regularly scheduled announcements in five minutes.
We now return you to the invasion of the earth.
UFO calling Big Cheesy.
Big Cheese here. What's the latest news
from outer space?
[laughs] Everything is going just as expected, my lord.
Yes I can see that. What a great show you put on.
What's coming up next?
[Bad Bird] How about a musical comedy? All dancing,
-all singing, all alien. -What's the matter with you,
mud head? You're going to end up destroying this gig
before I can even pull it off. You just keep the princess
under wraps until you from me, understand? [grunts]
No, but I don't want to crouch. I guess being evil brings
on violent mood swings. I'm glad I don't operate
under all that pressure. [yarns]
[Guido] This spaceship is huge. You see any way to get into it?
[Speedy] No, but there must be. What is show's going to come
to a screeching halt.
Uh, maybe If I get closer.
[laughs] Just as I thought. There's a hatch there
and then a fuser light.
[Ester] Yeah, but how you're going to get them to open it?
[Speedy] I have a plan.
Hello, telegram for anyone aboard the UFO.
[Ester] Nobody's going to fall for a lie like that.
Hi, what do you got for me?
Special delivery, pal.
[Ester] I expected a lot more resistance out of these guys.
[Guido] See Speedy, this isn't so bad. Those aliens aren't
-as dumb as you look. -What!
Who's there? Stop and identify yourself.
Sure.
Hey, what is this? Ice cream, yogurt?
Identify yourself.
[singing]
Oh!
It worked! Never underestimate the power of a good
set of lungs.
Congratulations, you just proved that your voice can put
anyone to sleep. Isn't that correct, Guido?
Repeat that!
[girl laughing loudly]
-Who's that? -The princess.
[Speedy] She's little threat.
[princess laughing]
I beat you for the tenth time. You have to pay up.
In what? You've already got all my money.
You'll just have to give me your space suit.
You're sure you're not cheating.
Of course not. You're just a lousy player.
A few more hands and I'll end up owning the spaceship.
[princess giggles]
So, is that the princess who's being tortured?
We have to get in there.
Come back.
[gasps]
There may be alarms.
[Guido] I was right, infra-red beams.
Any idea on how to get past them?
No problem. Follow me. Everybody limbo.
[exciting music]
Easy.
We made it. Come on Speedy, hurry up!
-Hold your horses. -[Ester giggles]
[both gasp]
Speedy, you tripped it.
Yeah, I figure we got two minutes to live.
-[shouting] -[Speedy] Just kidding.
What's happening?
Hold it buddy! You're not getting out of this game
-that easy. -We'll play later.
I'm going to find the new deck.
I guess you can be a sore loser even if you're from
another planet.
Ooh! Now I've got the headache.
We've got visitors.
This always happens when I take a nap.
Who did you think they'd have enough manners to call first.
[Bad Bird] The Pizza brats.
I didn't order anything to go.
They must have come for the princess.
Now they'll have to face our monster.
[Speedy] Oh princess! We're here to save you.
Holly, holly and free.
[Guido] Maybe they gagged her. That would be a break.
[shouting]
[screaming]
[Speedy] Hey, put her down.
[monster speaking gibberish]
Say what? Come again.
[speaking gibberish]
[both mumbling]
Oh you bully!
[speaking gibberish]
So, what're you going to do?
[Ester] They call it ink breath.
I just washed my hair. [shouts]
[narrator] This seems like a good time to tell our viewers
this is no ordinary ink. Once it hardens,
it creates an unbreakable shell.
Yeah! Close them down!
Hey, this is terrific. It's better than a high school
food fight.
[narrator] Ladies and gentlemen, let's observe a moment
of respectful silence for the Pizza Cats.
[Speedy] You think you can stop us sludge nose?
We're the leads in this show. Not only will I break out
of this ink ball, I'll emerge without a drop of ink
anywhere on me.
Yeah!
Polly, Guido, keep your heads down!
[exciting music]
-Look, nothing on us either. -[grunts]
That's not fair. We always get dirty.
[speaks gibberish]
[speaking gibberish]
[monster groans]
Hey, you want it, you're welcome. Now I'm mad.
First you kidnapped the princess then you tried to bury us
in ink balls. Now what? You're not very nice.
[narrator] Uh-oh! You know what that means, don't you?
That's right! Another special effect sequence.
Do you have any idea what it costs to keep the show
on the cutting edge of technology?
Well, it's six at least five bucks a part.
[exciting music]
Yeah! That'll save the play!
[explosion]
-Time for another freeze frame. -[Polly and Guido] Ta da!
[Speedy] I'll tear the ship apart if I have to find
the princess.
[loud rumbling]
-Yes. -You found her.
How did you do that?
I live, write, drink milk and I looked at the script.
Your highness, thank heavens you're alright.
We've come to take you home. I don't want to go home.
What! Where did you get that spacesuit?
[Guido] It belongs to the crows.
I won it from my alien guard. And I'm not leaving
until I have it all.
These aliens must have been crows in disguise.
Of course, it's all a trick.
You're saying this ship isn't from outer space?
That's right. And the best way to beat them
is to get the princess home as soon as possible.
I still don't want to go home and you can't make me.
[grunts]
See, how do you like to go for a spin on my jet pack?
We can do barrel rolls together.
Hmm, that sounds like fun. Let's go!
Oh!
So much for being stubborn.
[Jerry] Our prisoner is about to escape.
-I suggest you stop her. -[Bad Bird] Yes sir!
[princess] This is great! Let's go faster!
[narrator] The director says we have some time to kill
before the big fight scene. So we dug up some library
footage of our heroes putting on their Armour.
Yeah I know. But it's better than ten seconds of Black.
You guys are in for it this time.
Give me more speed!
We're trying boss.
[Guido] Here they come.
[Speedy] Polly, take care of the princess.
Don't take too long.
Fire!
Look out.
[laughs] Time for my next little surprise.
They're trying to chop us off.
We better do the two cat tornado twist.
-Ready? -Ready!
Yeah!
Such brotherhood, such team work.
I tell you it's heart-warming.
[both] Samurai Pizza power! Stand back! Here we go!
[fast paced music]
[shouts]
This is better than video game.
[crows cawing]
I'll attack them with the ice maker.
[Jerry] Excuse me, I hate to interrupt
while you're working but would you mind holding still
for a moment so I can get a clear shot with my laser beam.
[Pizza Cats] Certainly.
[Guido] Huh! What did he say?
I'm not sure but I think we just made a tactical error.
[Jerry] That's better.
[gasps]
[Speedy] Look, The Supreme Catatonic.
So what? The bigger they come the easier they're to wipe out.
I'm not afraid of some statue.
[Jerry] Oh nuts!
Hold on! We can negotiate. Let's talk this over. [shouts]
[crowd cheering]
Good job men!
[grunting]
I barely got in the air. [grunts]
And this show's almost over.
[narrator] I got news for you Francine.
For you the show is over. All that's left is the rap up.
So, as the sun sink slowly in the west,
the great UFO caper comes to an end.
Another hoax exposed by the diligent efforts
of our heroes.
I know UFO's don't exist.
[narrator] And if they did exist, I grantee you the aliens
wouldn't be as goofy as the ones on this show.
That much I'm sure of.
[speaking gibberish]
[orchestral music] [narrator] Ladies and gentlemen,
The Samurai Pizza Cat fan club oath.
The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:
Their antics take your breath away.
[Big Cheese] Like fur balls in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed! We never call retreat!
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
we land upon our feet.
[narrator] So hail to thee, O Pizza Cat!
Please ring your little bell!
Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like:
Pizza Cats!
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ We hope you liked the show It's the best that we could do ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ If you could do better, then We'd leave it up to you ♪
♪ Just a reminder You might like to know ♪
♪ The cats will be back For another big show ♪
♪ Hahaha, Oh gosh ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime Oh yes ♪
♪ All over town ♪
♪ Two, four, six, eight Why do we exaggerate ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Read all the credits ♪
♪ So you'll know Who did the work ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪